Fart Blanket Gift Box by Dutch Oven Kits | Funny Boyfriend Gift, Birthday Gift for Him, Unique Anniversary gift for Husband, Present for Dad

If your Guy farts like a freight train, this is the gift for him!

Men are impossible to shop for, especially when he seems to have everything.

That’s where we come in!

Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies!

They’re a silly unique gift for husbands, boyfriends, friends, kids or anyone else who thinks farts are as funny as a teenager.

👇 Don’t take our word for it! 👇

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“Made my Dad laugh non stop. He’s one of those dads that loves to fart and blame us!” – Brittany

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“This blanket is HILARIOUS! My husband is always gassy so I got this as a gag gift for one of his birthday presents. The blanket is amazingly soft!! Great quality! Highly recommend!” – Magen

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What’s in the Box?

– A BIG, soft throw blanket. 60″ x 80″ to be exact!

– Dutch Oven Kits Recipe Card Featuring The Classic Dutch Oven + 3 more ways to fart on your favorite person!

– Stickers!

– *Farts not included.*

*Our blankets do not make fart noises or trap farts in any special way. They’re awesome blankets packaged with hilarious goodies that will make whoever is receiving them laugh their butt off!

Your Choice of 4 Great Blanket Colors for Men, Women, Teens and everyone in between!:

Tactical Green

Breakwind Blue

Cracked Rat (Gray)

Fartapotamus (Hot Pink)

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– All of our fleece throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case)!

– Orders are shipped in unmarked bags to keep your gift a surprise!

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A great gift idea for:

Mother’s Day

Birthdays

Housewarming

Anniversary

Get Well Soon

Groomsman

Father’s Day

White Elephant Gifts

Dirty Secret Santa Gifts

Wedding Gifts

Thank You Gifts

April Fool’s

Yankee Swap

Christmas

Valentines Day

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FAQ:

1. Do your blankets have any special fart stopping or noise making properties?

– In a word, No. They’re just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you’re looking to put a stop to someone’s hot farts, maybe it’s time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin’!

– They also DO NOT make fart noises. You provide the fart effects with your own butt.

2. Do you ship Internationally?

– Not right now. The shipping cost is sky high right now and there are also tariff & import fees. We would love to ship internationally, but right now it’s just too expensive.

3. Do you offer Expedited Shipping options?

– Yes. However shipping carriers can not guarantee delivery dates so we DO NOT offer shipping refunds if your item doesn’t arrive on time.

4. How Big Are Your Blankets?

-All of our blankets are 60″ x 80″, 100% microfiber fleece and machine washable. They’re BIG and Super Soft!

5. Do your blankets make fart sounds or smells?

– No. All farts sounds and smells are provided by you…. Or the person you’re snuggling with!

6. Can I ship to multiple addresses in 1 order?

– No. If you need items shipped to multiple addresses, please place separate orders. Due to a high volume of orders, we are unable to split orders into multiple addresses.